Evil Oddie

At work, Friday lunch is normally: at a pub; takeaway food eaten in a park or; a BBQ. Today was a bit different. We had a meeting in the early afternoon so we couldn’t be too long. We decided to get a pizza from a well known franchise and eat it back at the office.

We started eating our pizza and it tasted fantastic (except for the pain from the ulcer) as only takeaway foods can. I was onto my second piece when I thought that one of my newly cut hairs had made its way into my mouth. On further investigation, it was not a hair from my head. It looked particularly like a curly brown hair from the groin area.

I announced my find to the rest of my colleagues, most of them laughed and had a look at the offending hair. Here’s the part that shocked me – The Pizza Still Got Eaten!!!

Me also not thinking about what I was doing because of all the commotion, ate the rest of the piece that the offending hair was located on!