Archive for September, 2008


Joke Time

Post on September 3rd, 2008 by Oddie

First-year students at a Medical

School were receiving their first anatomy  class using a real dead human body.They all gathered around the surgery table where the body was covered  with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: ‘In medicine, it is  necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that  you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.’ To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of  the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

‘Go ahead and do the same thing,’ he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually  took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on  it.When everyone was finished, the professor looked at them and said,

‘The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.’

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SELL THE Z!!!

Post on September 2nd, 2008 by Oddie

The Z has been ready to sell for a while now and I’ve finally had a moment to breathe, so I thought I would blog about it.

When Glen originally bought it (quite some years ago, I think it was 2001 or 2002), he hunted for ages trying to find a 300zx that was in good condition and hadn’t been flogged.  It is really a fantastic car and realistically, I’ve driven it more than Glen.  I used to have this crappy Holden Nova that cost $2500 and when I had to drive anywhere other than work / shopping centres, I’d take the Z.  Since Glen’s gotten into 4wds and I sold the Nova and got the GTiR (since sold),  the poor Z hasn’t really been driven much.

I went up to Bundy the weekend before last and I wanted to take the Z.  I wasn’t allowed to because it would put too many k’s on it.  Talk about baby-ing a car.

 I really want the Z to sell cause then I can get my engagement ring!!!!  So if you want it, let me know…  I think Glen’s got $11 000 on it.

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